I'm Always Trollin'

A long time ago when I first started smoking ganja, my sister, our friend Garrett and my friend Chris where all about to smoke together. It was about the second or third time we started to smoke in groups. Before we smoked someone suggested that we play truth or dare while high. So we all sat down in my room and loaded a nice bowl. After about 10 minutes of passing the pipe we were all pretty blazed and ready to play the game, and we did saying truth or dare and such. We all were picking truth, it was starting to get on Chris’s nerves. Finally he spoke up all pissed off and angry “Ya’ll are all pickin truth! It’s fuckin annoyin! I don’t care when it’s my turn to go I’m pickin dare!” hearing that I conjured up the best dare ever. Earlier that night we had gone to the little convenience store close by my house to get snacks for our little get together. I really wanted some candy so I got a Push Pop. All the kinds they had were JUMBO.

I laughed a little because it made me think of… well yeah a dick kinda. It was perfect because Chris had been wanting to try some of it and I was refusing to let him have any. I looked at him and said “Chris, Truth or Dare?” and of course he kept his word and chose, “DARE!” I held up the candy and gave him a dead serious look. I was tripping out a little and kept the act up “I dare you to suck this thing for 5 seconds like it’s my cock and you have to act like you like it.” (I’m a girl btw so this was a lot funnier) and man he was yelling “NOOO NOOOO! NO WAY MAN! NO!” it went on for a while, Garrett and my sister were laughing so hard they had tears in their eyes. “Come on Chris, you said you would do any dare..” he made a sour face and came over to me. He got on his hands and knees looking embarrassed and pissed. “Come on suck my cock.” I even wiggled it up and down some. “Shut up!” he opened his mouth and started going down on the candy. He must of watched a lot of porn cause he was like, bobbing and weaving his head, sucking the candy off. “Suck my cock bitch.” the others where screaming with laughter and I lifted my hand up and ran it threw his hair, gripping the back and pushing him down more. After the five seconds past he pulled away and stuck out his now blue tongue in disgust. “How was it..?” I remained serious “BLAAAAAAGGGHHH! FUCKING AAAGH NASTY MAN!” I laughed and let him have the rest of it. He did eventually eat it later that night. It was so funny!

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